Pizza Theory
A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.
Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.
Pizza Theory
When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.
Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"
Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"
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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"
David: "Just think of the pizza theory"
Jake: "What do you mean?"
David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"
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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"
David: "Just think of the pizza theory"
Jake: "What do you mean?"
David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
Pizza-Hawaii-Theory
It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?
2. Person: no thats gross
1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
2. Person: no thats gross
1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!