Pizza tits
tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
pizza tits
large saggy breasts that hang in a triangualar shape that resemble a plastic grocery bag filled with liquid
you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits
pizza tits
Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples
guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"
Pizza Slice Tits
Empty tits that are deflated and sagged through being ruined by breast feeding, rapid weight loss or tit binding. They used to be like ripe grapefruits but now like two slices of pizza
Look at those deflated pizza slice tits she has with slugs hanging off the bottom