pj lady
A lady who when faced with a choice of either tolerating a mild inconvinience for herself and helping out a friend vs causing a major inconvenience for her friend, but serving her own best interests, will always choose the latter.
Hey did Mary drive you home as promised? No, she dropped me off next to the nearest bus station @PJ. She said she was in a rush and did not wish to miss the annual bean counting contest. Oh I see, she is a real pj lady isn't she?