PJ Minaya
The small, salty, Filipino quarterback on the Pac 5 varsity football team. He apparently holds some sort of Hawaii state record for something, and is some sort of celebrity. He is commonly seen sporting a dilapitated white Nissan, with a look like he just ate a spoonful of salt. He is incapable of staying in the pocket, and tends to throw objects in the occurance of an incomplete pass. PJ Minaya has talent on the feild, but thats about it.
"Whats PJ Minaya's problem today?"
"Nothing. He's always just as salty as a sea-bass."
"Nothing. He's always just as salty as a sea-bass."