pjunker
This man can sell water to a whale and steal candy from a baby without blinking an eye. He will buy and sell your soul if you let him. He can flip a nickle and turn it into a dime. If you don't give him a deal you can stick it "you know where"..... ya creep!
Did you see pjunker the other day? He was hauling a massive blumbus from Columbus in the trunk of his 88 Oldsmobile.