planck
Planck distance is the distance between 2 atoms colliding with eachother. Also known to be the smallest distance in space.
Damn, have you seen the size of Shahans D? It's as small as planck.
planck time
2) In physics Planck time is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. It is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light in a vacuum to cross a distance equal to the Planck length.
The average life expectancy of a human is approximately 3.9×10^52 Planck times.
Planck length
1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.
Budge a Planck length and I shoot.
planck's constant
It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...
(starts singing never ending story)
Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...
(starts singing never ending story)
Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004
Planck Length
The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.
Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
planck time
1) The moment when it is appropriate to chow down on some plankton...or a wood plank...whichever is your fancy.
It's planck time!!!!! Everybody make like a jump back and get into the ocean woooooooohooo!!!!!!!!!
Planck's Pixel Limit
Based upon an analog of Planck's Length, the Planck's Pixel Limit is the absolute "zoom" one can use to narrow down on/enlarge a photo before pixels become meaningless.
CSI-type show:
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."