planganiro
(Noun)
1) Unpredictable skier or snowboarder who is either a beginner, senseless or entirely lacking style, moving slowly at a shallow angle across the piste
2) Any faller, clearly visible from the chair lift (regardless of ability)
3) Adventurous souls spotted off piste, when it looks totally disgusting/pointless
4) Anyone in front of you at the bar who hasn't decided what they want
1) Unpredictable skier or snowboarder who is either a beginner, senseless or entirely lacking style, moving slowly at a shallow angle across the piste
2) Any faller, clearly visible from the chair lift (regardless of ability)
3) Adventurous souls spotted off piste, when it looks totally disgusting/pointless
4) Anyone in front of you at the bar who hasn't decided what they want
(On arrival at chair lift) "Jesus Christ - there were so many planganiros back there it was like fucking MarioCart"
Vinesy, left, you planga!
Vinesy, left, you planga!