planker
A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.
Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.
Planker
Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.
(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"
Planker
A person who is stupid and wanks too much.
John you Planker!
planker
a person that flys radio controlled air planes
That Bob guy is such a nice planker.
plankers
without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.
After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.
planker
a person who performs planking
What a planker on that statue!
Planker's Fatigue
The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.
After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.