Planting a Tree
The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
Plant a tree
When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
friend 2: yeah, go green!
plant a tree
To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.
Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?
Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
plant a tree
to take a poop; to defecate.
Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
plant a tree
You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!
Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!
Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!
Planting trees
verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
Plant two trees with one seed
Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
'plant two trees with one seed'.