plantsturbating
When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.
Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection
plantsturbating
When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.
Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection