Plaper
Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)
BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!
JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?
BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!
JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.
JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?
BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!
JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.
Plaper
Short form of plain paper
Hey can u get me some plaper
Plaper Situation
When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.
"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."