Platapus
Some one that is just plain stupid.
That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.
platapus
Nick Faust the platapus AkA "PP" for short goofy looking mother fucker cant match ever dresses like a Bum. rocks a fucked up mullet. over all a deuche ass cabbage bus riding mother fucker
Nick Faust "wigger" "loser"
Dirty Platapus
When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak
yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus
Platapus Ducking
When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.
duckbill platapus
Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group
duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw
Dirty platapus
Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.