plaunty
disgusting beyond words
When Jim fell into the runny pile of dog shit, it was so plaunty he couldn't stop vomiting.
Plaunty
Having good qualities and or abilities in the highest degree, the favorable or prosperous termination of anything attempted; Simply put: THE BEST!
"Hey Matt" Don said, "yes Don?" said Matt..."I wish my ability to run this business was a bit more plaunty...I'm ready to retire soon" Don said.