Balls Syndrome
We all know somone who continually dribbles verbal diarrhea also known as bullshit. These people suffer from Balls Syndrome. The individual cannot refrain from constantly stirring family, friends and co-workers.
Dude comes to work and says to co-workers:
"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"
This guy has Balls Syndrome.
"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"
This guy has Balls Syndrome.
Ball Syndrome
The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.
Damn that bitch has ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.
No Balls Syndrome
To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
small ball syndrome
A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
Restless Balls Syndrome
Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.
Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
Itchy Ball Syndrome
When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.
Person 1; I have ibs today
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
person 2: would you like me to help?
Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
Saggy Ball Syndrome
When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.
skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"