you can’t play hitler’s harmonica
Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
Playing the Hairy Harmonica
Eating a girl out
If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.
playing the hairy harmonica
To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
playing a harmonica
a slang term for smoking a cigarette
Guy 1:Where were you?
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.
Play the harmonica
when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.
"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"