Playing Cricket
A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.
"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"
"No, what a douche, though..."
"No, what a douche, though..."
Playing cricket for Dorset
An expression referring to teenagers engaging in a practice session in the grounds of the Broadstone Cricket Club after close of play.
“Are Kate and Len coming to the pub later?”
“No, they’re playing cricket for Dorset”
“No, they’re playing cricket for Dorset”
playing cricket down a mine
to be out of ones depth in any situation.
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
Muff chuff. Hair on the muff
Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket