Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.