pleaseus
A combination of please and jesus. Usually followed by the word "jesus" or used after "jesus".
Person A:"Pleaseus, jesus."
Person B:"Bitch nah."
A:"Jesus, pleaseus?"
B:"Nah, brah."
A:"Pleaseus?"
B:"Fine."
Person B:"Bitch nah."
A:"Jesus, pleaseus?"
B:"Nah, brah."
A:"Pleaseus?"
B:"Fine."