Ballume
The measurable volume of a man's testicles.
Your ballume is impressively large.
Ballume
Volume or weight of a man's balls
Wow! That guy has a lot of ballume! Did you see how big they were!? They were like ten pounds!
Ballum
A completely stark naked wank.
My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.
Ballum
A synonym for pcilocybin mushrooms, specifically Madonlakki.
Hey Ruihop, wanna go get some ballum?
Sure Jeff, I would love to trip on some ballum!
Sure Jeff, I would love to trip on some ballum!
Ballum
To win a competitive event with ease
"dat game was pure ballum blud"
Ballum-rancum
A ball where all of the dancers are theives and prostitutes.
'E 'ad a 'ell uv a ballum-rancum 't thursday.
Ballum and borter
An epic experimental hip hop group
Ballum and borter is epic.