Plide
Nonsense word, a combination of the words plotting and biding. To remain immobile for long periods of time, broken only by intermittent bursts of cackling.
"...He watches, plide -ing with eyes in two, the right is quick with words afew..." -The Jabberwock, Lewis Carrot
plide
(n.) a combination of pleasure and pride
Making you laugh gives me great plide.