ploids
on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though
"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"
travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"
travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"
Ploid
A rotten willy.
Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.