Plondering
thinking about someone memories making your stomach flip. Listing to music and day dreaming about what could be. Missing the times you spend together and the conversation you had.
Plondering today feel unloved.
Plonder
The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.
Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”
plonder
Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.
Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?
Plonder
Something between plod and wander.
He plondered over to the kitchen.
I want to plonder over there.
I want to plonder over there.