PLORF
A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.
That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!
Plorf
A term for an overstuffed couch pillow.
"Me and my girlfriend had so much sex last night on that Plorf."
Plorf
Cousin of the queef, Plorf is an anal sex fart.
Mr. Nelson loved her, but every time she pegged him he was wildly embarrassed and startled (and kind of turned on) by the inevitable, loud plorfs he couldn’t control.