plotter
A person who plots.
A person who plots on a regular basis.
A person who has indeed plotted before.
A person who is currently plotting.
A person who plots on a regular basis.
A person who has indeed plotted before.
A person who is currently plotting.
Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it, Mmmhmm
This part taken out of sling blade shows that Karl, is indeed plotting on Doyle, making him a plotter.
Karl: I aim to kill you with it, Mmmhmm
This part taken out of sling blade shows that Karl, is indeed plotting on Doyle, making him a plotter.
Hairy Plotter
One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.
Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
Harry Plotter
Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
Secretive Plotter
From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.
The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is
otter plotter
Similar to faghag, an otter plotter is a woman who has a close friendship with an homosexual. In order to be an OTTER PLOTTER, however, the homosexual man must be an otter. Which means (1) that he must be masculine, and (2) he must be less hairy and generally trimmer in shape than a BEAR.
You know that manly, in shape gay guy that works at the gym? The one that doesn't really act gay? Well (insert female name here) is his otter plotter! THATS why they're always together - she's totally single and you can still ask her out.