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When you find yourself absolutely stricken by boredom, to the point where you're no longer looking for random things to type, but variations in which to arrange each letter on a keyboard in such a fashion that no results will come up so that you have an excuse to create a whole new word in urban dictionary. This specific variation is done by, from right to left, typing the top two letters, from top to bottom, then switching to the left side. PL being the first on the right, then followed by QA, and so on. When you reach the triangle of YTG, you type the top two, starting with the letter on the right (Y) then the left (T) then the bottom (G). To round it all off, you do the same for the single row of letters on the bottom, starting with M, then moving to Z and so on until you reach the final letter V. God help you.

You are clearly very bored and have no friends having just typed this into Google you lazy flop.