plugholing
inserting ones genitalia into a live wired plug socket, often resulting in shock to ones body.
pete went to hospital yesterday after his first encounter of plugholing.
Rusty plughole
An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.
Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
Chicken in your plughole
The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.
Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!