Plumbered
One who has been shown a plumber's crack.
Dude, you've just been plumbered!
The Plumber
A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.
So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".
So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".
Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.
plumber
noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.
They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.
plumber
Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.
1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.
2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.
2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.
Plumber
The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.
"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"
plumber
One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.
Plumber
Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.
plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.