plumbus

First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Everyone has one in their home.

PRODUCT OF SCHLEEM INC.
As seen on how do they make it, a Plumbus can, and will be used to schwiftly schwab unwanted glombi form your florbop. Just tickle the yorgus, and watch that fleeb juice just stream right out of your golipigoop. You'll be saying "wubbaluba dub dub", before we can even get schwifty.

an obscene object from the Adult Swim series, "Rick and Morty". Shown in episode 2x8, it is a pink, round item with the shape of a penis pointing down from the front of the object.

You know what a plumbus is.

A strange shaped object with everyday uses

A plumbus is a plumbus so that means it a fucking plumbus.