plunge the sponge
V. to attempt to give yourself an abortion with no medical experience whatsoever
Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"
Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"
Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"
Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"
Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"