Plurped
Ejaculated, cum
Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.
Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"
Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"
Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"
Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"
Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurp
The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.
You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
Plurp
A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.
It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?
Plurp
the noise bird poo makes when it lands
plurp
plurp
to eat soup with a plunger
man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!
Plurp
An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.
The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.
plurp
to tummy flash someone
he plurped me to show me his abs.