Baloid
Noun: The name given to a cosmetically challenged moronic adolescent teenager with no personable social skills
God, look at Leanne with those fake eyelashes, botox lips and tattooed eyebrows, she can't even talk to me properly....she really is a Baloid
Baloided
To be totally drunk, while browsing an internet forum, and making it so obvious, that everyone on the internet forum can tell.
Crispers: Dude, did you talk Cratic last night
tomspeople: No, why?
Crispers: He was totally Baloided.
tomspeople: No, why?
Crispers: He was totally Baloided.