Plutito
A large interstellar hunk of minerals with an orbital path that is considered too small for our arbitrary definition of "planet."
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing, because Plutitos fuck up mnemonic devices in the worst way.
Plutito
The absolute, most undisputed whimper warrior out there.
Boy: Have you heard of Plutito?
Girl: Oh yeah! He's the whimper warrior!
Girl: Oh yeah! He's the whimper warrior!