Plutonic
Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.
Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.
Um, I think you mean platonic.
Um, I think you mean platonic.
Plutonic
A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.
We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.
Plutonic
Like platonic but for retards who can't spell
Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic
Plutonic
A relationship that was formerly sexual in nature, but has been demoted to "just friends."
I used to be all over her beef-curtains, but then our relationship went plutonic.
Pluton
The queerest person in an IRC channel.
Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.
plutonic
When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?
plutonic
a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.
"I like you, but only as a friend."
that's some plutonic shit right there.
that's some plutonic shit right there.