pmg

Pronounced 'pumg' pmg is what an over excited or panicking noob would say when trying to say 'omg'

PMG stands for Poor Man's Gin, an alcoholic beverage perfected by a young aspiring Canadian. The official recipe calls for 3 parts vodka, 1 part 7up/Sprite/Mountain Dew, and a bunch of lemon. Top it off with some ice, and you are guaranteed to have a good night.

The PMG is much more deadly and powerful than an SMG. A Football Helmet should be worn when drinking a PMG, so you do not injure yourself throughout the night.

Post Masturbation Guilt. The feeling you get after ejaculation of simple guilt and disgust. Usually an unpleasant feeling.

PMG is an acronym for Pick Me Girl. PMG is the female equivalent for a simp. PMGs try to act like boys to get their attention. Usually used for girls who make fun of other girls and try to stand out from the crowd to get a boy's attention.

Pimp Master General. Or Post Master General if UR a square.

like pwn is to own, pmg is the omg

PMG is a phrase with no particular meaning, although it is frequently used to mean OMG. It is generally used to mock n00bs. However, it can be an acrostic standing for any number of phrases (see examples).