Balotelli
A top lad and a certified initiator of grade A banter. A Balotelli also often bears an uncanny resemblance to your typical dinosaur.
TV: 'Mario Balotelli has burnt half his house down after setting off fireworks in the bathroom. Lad.'
the balotelli syndrome
a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
Mario Balotelli
A soccer player that plays for the very rich team manchester city. Despite manchester city owning all the money of the world they havint won any trophy in 25 years, so they bought mario balotelli in hope to win a trophy, but Mario balotelli is just another bitchy player that get's angry and kinda emo everytime he get substituted. he get pissed at everyone and leave's the stadium at the same moment he get's changed out.
mario balotelli comes from Italy.
mario balotelli comes from Italy.
Hey chap, where Mario Balotelli?
He went home....
Rofl alrdy?
yeah.
He went home....
Rofl alrdy?
yeah.