pocket gremlin
that little creature who lives in your pocket (also has become the explanation of how any wires in your pocket(s) gets tangled up
"what the hell...my headphones, they're tangled up DAMN YOU POCKET GREMLIN!!!"
Pocket gremlins
Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.