pocket passer

Historically a white quaterback without skills to runaway from big fast black defensive players. A pocket passer relies heavily on inherit whiteness to lock himself in a room and dissect NFL reruns all week. A pocket passer is the jock equivalent of a star wars fan with athletic ability and social skills.

Someone who sends their friends over to talk to members of the opposite sex on their behalf while they hang at the bar because they are afraid of getting rejected, much like a quarterback who stays in the pocket is afraid of getting hit if he moves.