pockle
(var. poackle) swindle, cheat, hustle.
The wages were pretty shite, but the pockle was good.
Irvine Welsh - "A Smart Cunt"
Irvine Welsh - "A Smart Cunt"
pockle
A pockle is cat poo or indeed any animal poo found in your garden. The smaller and darker the poo, the more pocklier it is.
"Ooooh Betty, the cats done a pockle on the lawn again."
Pockles
The correct term for pockets
"Man, I just felt my penis through my pockles"
pockling
The action of feeling your presents through the wrapping paper to try and guess what's inside.
Mum caught Artie pockling his presents very early on Christmas Day.
Mighty Pockle
The Biggest cheekiest cunt in the Universe. He/she is the most cheeky entity on earth and comes up with the cheekiest jokes. Usually a small white British kid whos arms are the size of noodles. and has really fucked up teeth.
This kid is a Mighty Pockle! His teeth are so yellow too!
Alabama Waffle Pockle
A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?
Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
Pockle
Cheesy thrush type spot, behind the foreskin due to poor hygiene.
Dammit I had a case of pockles and my girlfriend refused to suck my cock.