Pocktio

A pedofile from England, likes to watch gay porn movies, and is the same as a priest, loves little boys.

A huge priapic lubricious creature from England, (probably belongs to the Trollea genus with a side order from the Priapulida phylum), likes to watch all kinds of extremely educational biology movies, and preys on harmless little things like hamsters, priests, human offsprings, a fearful Heretic. For the Pocktio, molestation has developed from hobby to trade.
Has a great reputation as a cheerful-taunting-sneaky-back-knifing bastard. Probably earned him his current throne of Knife King of Doltland after having planted a hand-long blade between the ribs of the previous incumbent and doing who knows what to the exsanguinated carcass.