pode
n. (-s) - an incorrect abbreviation for "episode" coined by improperly educated long island teens, usually in reference to DVD sets of t.v. shows (i.e. Friends, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy).
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
"We watch way too much t.v. in our dorm room, we watched 9 podes of Friends so far today."
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
pode
A chode (a dick fatter than it is long) which is so fat that the dick-hole resembles a pussy. This way you can use it for both types of sex (assuming that a girl's pussy is wide enough.)
He wanked his pode with one hand, and fingered it with the other.
pode
No bodys bitch.. but a combo of a fucktard, bradmoss and a siefucker.. and he is a total quief
PODed
Past Over Dosed
Lets get PODed (Like High as Hell Or real fuckn DRUNK!!)!
Poding
The act of displeasing someone, often while cheating in a video game or being better than the person that is accusing you of poding.
John: *Kills Matt in a video game*
Matt: "DUDE STOP PODING!"
Matt: "DUDE STOP PODING!"
Pode
A cat
Wow that's a bode pode!
I have a dog and a pode.
I have a dog and a pode.
Pode
A bastardization of "iPod".
"iPode" is also acceptable but takes away from the beauty of slaughtering Apple's iconic name for their product.
"iPode" is also acceptable but takes away from the beauty of slaughtering Apple's iconic name for their product.
"Dude, where's my pode?"
"I have no clue where your fucking iPode went."
"I have no clue where your fucking iPode went."