pod prod
when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.