baltimore COUNTY

1. Private school sluts
2. Only place where girls in pearls drive big ass SUVs with Coolio blaring
3. Crabs.
4. Ravens.
5. We know the Orioles suck
6. Flipflops all year round
7. Trust fund boys run around with 40s in paper bags to look homeless
8. The girls smoke more pot and snort more coke than the boys do
9. We are better than you and thats the end of it.

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

private school girls are the real sluts
leggings are a second language
party on the weekends

dress like hell on mondays
girls are more brave than the boys
belair boys can’t hang
they act broke by only carrying $50 in their wallet
the only place where girls with big pearls drive suvs and bump to the best music

Baltimore County is one of the biggest countys in Maryland, and with that said that means there are alot of people there. It is very populated and you just can't catagorize the people there. There are the many private (some catholic) schools, where the girls/boys are told, taught, and raised to do one thing, and i'll be damned if they actually did. Most people think our Public School System is bad, but really the Private ones are worse. We have the areas like Catonsville where most of the kids dress, act and wish they were from howard county (just a mile away) but they arent because there parents cant afford it. Catonsville is where you have the punks and preps, but if ur not black you really dont try to be. Then theres Arbutus. <<Enough Said>> In Arbutus we have an overpopulation on wannabe-thug gangster white kids, but really they just try to hard. Its not exactly lower class, but the people there do a damn good job of making it look like it. In the surrounding areas its the same scene, Halethorpe, Relay and Lansdowne is just Arbutus times 10. If your not a wannabe-thug gangster with a 9mm or a 45 I recommend you not wonder down into what they call RiverView and the Highland Villiage. It might be the County ladies and gentleman but the folks living in this area did a damn good job of bringing the lower class population of the city across the line. There is much more of Baltimore County that I didnt mention, feel free to add!