Poke-A-Cunt-Us
A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.
GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...
FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!
ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!
FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!
ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!