poker douche
the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"
Douche Poker
A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.
These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.