Poke Throughs
When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.
That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.
Poke Through
Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
Poke Through
While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.
I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.
poking through the armor
Having a boner
Andy you are poking through the armor again