poky bum head
That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."