pokéing
Verb:
The act of catching Pokémon by a Pokémon trainer.
The act of catching Pokémon by a Pokémon trainer.
Bottle: Hey seffro77 what are you up to tonight?
seffro77: Not much Bottle, just Pokéing. I really need to grind hard for stardust to power up my Blissey.
seffro77: Not much Bottle, just Pokéing. I really need to grind hard for stardust to power up my Blissey.
Poké
a prefix added to the beginning of a word to make it Pokémon related
Poképuns, Pokémemes, Pokésexual, Pokésex, Poképorn, Pokéball, all these words became Pokémon related by adding Poké to them
Poké-blow
Whilst experiencing a particularly strong orgasm you let out a cry resembling a Pokemon cry from the original Pokémon games
"Jenny gave me the best head last night. I think my poké-blow put her off a bit though"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"
Poké Battles
A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.
NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
Poké Ballin'
1)The act of "Balling" in the video game Pokémon.
2)Knowing a lot about Pokémon and being a prick about it.
2)Knowing a lot about Pokémon and being a prick about it.
Billy: Wow look at Chen over there! He sure is Poké Ballin' with his Dugtrio!
Chen: Actually it's a Dodrio, RETARD!
Jeff: Yeah Chen sure is Poké Ballin' today.
Chen: Actually it's a Dodrio, RETARD!
Jeff: Yeah Chen sure is Poké Ballin' today.
Poké Party
A group of Pokémon go players who travel together. They are the ultimate form of Pokémon go masters. Almost always part of Team Valor, if you see a gym taken over by Team Valor watch out! They're near.
John: "I think that's a group of weaboos."
Dan: "No John, it's a Poké Party"
Dan: "No John, it's a Poké Party"
Poké-Reality
Pokémon Reality is the conjectured state of things as they actually exist in Pokémon Universe, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined. In a wider definition, reality includes everything that is and has been, whether or not it is observable or comprehensible.
We live a Poké-Reality.