pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!

俚语	pokémon cut
释义	pokémon cut When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy. Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty. Mike: Use lubricant? Robert: Vaseline bitch! Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!
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