pokémon cut
When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.
Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.
Mike: Use lubricant?
Robert: Vaseline bitch!
Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!
Mike: Use lubricant?
Robert: Vaseline bitch!
Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!