pole meat
Venacular term for, "Stripper."
That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.
meat pole
Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)
Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit
meat pole
a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)
that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star
cut meat pole
Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.
Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
Meat Pole de enorme
Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.
Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.
Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole
Masturbation.
As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
meat pole mountaineer
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?