Polish Buck Baitin'
An ancient deer hunting intimidation tactic; where one finds and smears deer droppings on one's rigid phallus and chaotically punishes that scatty bishop until stormy discharge of hot sticky ropes.
Steve was having trouble spotting deer. On his 3rd day out, he decided to employ the art of Polish Buck Baitin'. The blast radius of fainting Doe was roughly 3 miles.